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Cinderella - Our Date With the Stars

Cinderella  - Our Date With the Stars

21 October 2014 18:18 PM

Here`s what happened when Hello Horsham went to the Panto`s press call at the Capitol on Wednesday.

Met the Wugly Sisters, Dot and Babs Hardup (actually Steve King and Olly Taylor).

A fine catch indeed for any gentleman with a good pair of beer goggles. When asked where they planned to visit in Horsham these two lovelies hastily responded “McDonalds”. When they were informed it has closed they tried to withdraw from the panto - but we can confirm they weren`t released from their contracts and will still be appearing.

This is what we asked them:
HH: How many costume changes do you need in this role
Dot: We have 11 costume changes over the show and we make our own costumes
Babs: We went to fashion school and trained under Vivian Westwood and the bloke who did Diana’s wedding dress.

HH: What make up do you use?
Dot: We use only natural products backstage and have Nicky Clarke ad Trevor Sorbet dong our hair.
Babs: And the ice cream.

HH: Do you have a conscience about the way you treated Cinderella?
Babs: Conscience? Is that a shell?
Dot: The short answer is no! She’s only good for scrubbing the floors. She’s not human she’s what we call a Dowdy -deserves all she gets for subjecting the world to the way she looks

HH: Do you have any beauty tips for the people of Horsham
Dot: The ladies here could do with an upgrade. Our advice is to come along and see the show for your fashion tips.

HH: Do you ever get jealous of each other?
Dot: I’ve got nothing in the world to be jealous of. I’ve been given beautiful hair, good genes,
Babs: I’ve also got a great pair of jeggings, ones like two eggs in a hanky walking down the road.
Dot: She looks up to me you see. I’m doing this for the Amazonian women of Horsham to give them something to look up to.

HH: What is your shoe size?.
Dot: Put it this way, I will get my foot in that Crystal slipper!

HH: What make up tips do you have for the women of Horsham?
Dot: Wickes, Get your selves down to Wicks for some emulsion for a basecoat..
Babs: Cement?
Dot: For tanning, get some creosote.
Dot: You know , I mean at the moment it’s a bit Heyyy. Horsham, We want it to be H E L L OOOOO. Horsham!!

HH: Have you both now found a husband?
Both: No we’re available to the men of Horsham with a GSOH non- smoker but smoking hot!

HH What are you looking forward to seeing in Horsham
Babs: McDonalds!
Hello Horsham: Urmm McDonalds has now closed.
Wuglys: - (Shouts) Nick!!! Cancel us, cancel the show! We’re not coming!

Met Buttons (Actually Michael Goble). This is what we asked him.

HH::How did you feel when Cinderella got together with Prince Charming?
A: I was gutted! – but she’s my best friend so I’m happy she’s happy.

Met Cinderella (actually Zoe Nicole Adkin). This is what we asked her.

HH: How did you discover you could talk to mice?
Cinders: I was cleaning one day, mice are very smart and educated you know.

HH: Did it worry you that you could talk to them?
Cinders: Cinderella is a little crazy but the mice are very good friends.

HH: Have you forgiven your sisters for the way they treated you?
Cinders: Cinderella always sees the good in everyone, so yes I have forgiven them

HH: What is your shoe size
A: I’m a very small size 3!

Fairy Godmother (actually Rosemary Shrager). This is what we asked her.

HH: Have you ever thought of creating world peace with your wand?
FG: Well that’s not as easy as you think… You would have to get every single Godmother around the world to link arms and join forces.

HH: How many wishes can your wand grant?
FG: 3 per person, unless the Fairy Godmother feels that person needs more then more shall be granted.

HH: Why do all your spells end by midnight?
FG: There is always a spell curfew, it all depends on the strength of the spell as to when that spell expires.

HH: Do you ever have to service your wand?
FG: My wand has endless power it never needs a service. It would also not work for anyone else.

Met the Director - Nick Mowat. This is what we asked him.
HH What surprises can we expect from this year`s panto?

Nick: It’s going to be a proper traditional show with some new routines and a few extras not seen before. Classic Music mixed with contemporary pop songs. We have a two piece live musicians who will be under the stage the music is tailored to the show. We have twenty seven, 8-18 year old local dancers in the team.
It’s all about having the recipe for love for Cinderella and Prince Charming.

HH: So....the ponies (in the cast) - Will they have their own dressing room?

Buttons: Of course!

Nick: The ponies are from local farm Lukins and bring a wonderful magic to the show.

Cinderella runs from 11th December – 4th January at the Capitol and is sure to be fantastic family fun. Full details here and here.
















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